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listen to Inspiral carpets "she comes in the fall " it will do good.

vivian stanshall

http://www.vivarchive.org.uk/

Ask yourself the question

I have taken the advice of a political leader and asked myself the question "What are you doing to prevent global warming¨,now wear a wooly  jumper and never travel anywhere without a hot flask of chocolate was my initial thought,this would at least keep me warm if an ice age suddenly hit earth on my way home from work,I then realised that this was not asking myself the question out loud,so I decided to ask myself this question out loud while travelling on the underground in London last night.I got some looks initially but soon it seemed to catch on after I asked myself some questions relating to the benefits of asking yourself questions in public places .Pretty soon every one was at it ,there was questions being fired in all directions and prompt responses too. Things got a little hairy when I asked myself a question outside the london psychiatric Hospital based in Fulham,there happened to be a group of students from this hospital outside having a break ,just as I was halfway through my response to a complicated answer to a question about nuclear physics one of then approached me ´´ can I ask you a question´´ she said
´´what another one ,because that opening statement of yours would fall in the category of questioning" now not wanting to get more pedantic I said no more.
Shortly after this the entire entourage of students came over and after a little consultation with the first student I was invited into the hospital.

Dental appointment

I had an appointment for a checkup with my dentist yesterday. I had the usual butterflies in the stomach feeling but after a few minutes I decided he was fine and let him have a look at me. sensing my fear he put me completely at ease reminding me that these days  feeling pain on the dentists chair was long since gone. Now true to his word the filling I needed to get passed without incident.It wasn't until I went out to reception to pay that I experienced the real pain. 100 Euros and medical cards not accepted. Now to my mind he had finished a job that I has started,It was a miniature form of a council job,I had made the hole all he had to do was fill it in.
I didn't get the taste of any precious metals in my mouth afterwards either.


 

Christmas misunderstanding

Yesterday my nine year old daughter said to me" Daddy I want a Wii for Christmas", "Are you sure that's all you want I said", "yes "came the reply,"fine"  I  said " why not go now ,never hold it in ,the toilet's over there oh and happy Christmas ". There was I thinking I got away lightly when the grave oversight of mine came to light.Well misunderstandings happen all the time when you re a parent. Take the case of the missing bag of chocolates and sweets left over from Halloween. Again my daughter approached me"daddy  will you help me look for my gigantic bag of sweets ,I cant find them anywhere".Well not wanting her to suffer any longer we got to work straight away,searched upstairs ,downstairs and every nook and cranny we could think off.This all turned out to be futile.No trace of the sweets.I felt good being able to help her out with such a task .Mind you we were never going to find these sweets as I had devoured all of them in a chocolate and sweet binge a few days before this.This last piece of information is purely academic and should not concern the reader .As Oscar once said "I can resist anything except temptation"

rainy days and mondays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0

Trick or treat

I decided to take cover from the trick or treat crowd this year and avoid the house altogether durning the peak trick or treat times,that being 6 pm to approx 10 pm.I sought refuge in my local pub and decided to have a bit to eat .Nothing could have expected me for the siege the pub came under from an army of trick or treaters.Now don't let anyone think I have anything against this custom, pagan as it may be,its just I wanted a break from it this year.Now these crowd came in without having gone to much effort to disguise themselves either other than a cheap mask and not much else in the line of Halloween wear.All they done was say "trick or treat" and then shove a plastic bag in my face looking for money,Now what ever happened to looking for fruit, nuts and things like that.In my day we were very please to come away with something exotic like say an orange or a banana. Not so with these crowd they were looking for cash without so mush as a song ,dance or something on the tin whistle .Any way it was beginning to look like the hand outs would eventually cost more than what the meal would cost and I decided to cut through the crowds and make a run for it .I ran  down the street  chased by dozens of kids screaming "trick or treat" at the top of there voices,Eventually I ran into a field on the outskirts of the town and hid up a tree  coming down at midnight to make sure the coast was clear.Next year I may have to leave the country for a country this custom is not practiced in that's if I can find one.